Colorado Kimchi Hash House Harriers
Songs
WARNING: THESE SONGS ARE NOT REMOTELY IN GOOD TASTE OR POLITICALLY CORRECT. IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED, CLICK HERE. OTHERWISE, ENJOY! IF YOU HAVE ANY OTHER SONG SUGGESTIONS, SEND 'EM!
- The Kimchi Poopy Song
- Heineken Schmeineken
- He's the Meanest
- Sally in the Alley
- A Soldier I Will Be
- There Was a Little Bird
- Whip It Out at the Ball Game
- Gang Bang
- The Jesus Song
- Yo' Mamma
- Swing Low
The Kimchi Poopy Song
I’m so glad you poopied on me,
And rubbed it in my face,
So pinch my nipples and grab my ass,
And dress me up in lace!
Drink it down, down, down….
Heineken Schmeineken
Heineken Schmeineken,
Fuck that shit!
Pabst-Blue-Ribbon!
Drink it down, down, down….
He's the Meanest
He's the meanest
He sucks the horse's penis
He's the meanest
He's the horse's ass
Ever since he found it (hey!)
All he does is pound it (hey!)
He's the meanest
He's the horse's ass
So drink chug-a-lug, chug-a-lug, chug-a-lug
Drink chug-a-lug, chug-a-lug, chug-a-lug
Drink it down, down, down….
Sally in the Alley
Sally in the alley, sifting cinders
Lifted up her skirt and farted like a man
The wind from her butt blew out six winders
The cheeks of her ass went bam! bam! bam!
Drink it down, down, down….
A Soldier I Will Be
To the tune of "Eine Kleine Nachtmusik"
Asshole, asshole
A soldier I will be
To piss, to piss
Two pistols on my knee
For cunt, for cunt
For country and my queen
Asshole asshole asshole asshole
A soldier I will be
Drink it down, down, down….
There Was a Little Bird
There was a little bird
No bigger than a turd
Sitting on a telephone pole
He ruffled up his neck
And shit about a speck
And puckered up his little asshole
Asshole, asshole, asshole, asshole
He puckered up his little asshole
Drink it down, down, down….
Whip It Out at the Ball Game
To the tune of "Take Me Out to the Ball Game"
Whip it out at the ball game
Wave it round at the crowd
Dip it in peanuts and cracker jack
If you like you can give it a whack
'Cause it's beat your meat at the ball game
If you don't come it's a shame
For it's one, two, you've covered in goo
At the old ball game
Drink it down, down, down….
Gang Bang
Chorus:
I love a gang bang, oh yes I will
Because a gang bang gives me such a thrill
When I was younger and in my prime
I used to gang bang all the tiii-iiime
But now I'm older and turning grey
I only gang-bang twice a day-ay
Knock knock (who's there?)
Ida (Ida who?)
Ida want another gang bang...
(chorus)
Knock knock (who's there?)
Turner (Turner who?)
Turner over, let's have another gang bang...
(chorus)
Gladiator...
Gladiator out before the gang bang...
Oliver...
Oliver clothes were off at the gang bang...
Ranger...
Ranger for best entry at the gang bang...
Dolly Parton...
Dolly's partin' her thighs at the gang bang...
Ben Dover...
Ben Dover and have another gang bang...
Police...
Po-leeze take me to the gang bang...
Extinct...
It stinked like fish at the gang bang...
Sharon...
Share and share alike at the gang bang...
Alice...
At least he stopped bringing his grandma to the gang bang...
Anita...
Ah needa little rest before the gang bang...
Eisenhower...
Eisenhower late for the gang bang...
Tijuana...
Tijunana bring your mamma to the gang bang...
Charlie Pride...
Charlie pried her legs apart at the gang bang...
Irish...
Irish we were at the gang bang...
Banana...
Banana na na, na na na na
Na na na na na na na na na na
Na na na na na, na na na na
Na na na na na na na na-ah
Orange...
Orange you glad I didn't say
Banana na na, na na na na
Na na na na na na na na na na
Na na na na na, na na na na
Na na na na na na na na-ah
Drink it down, down, down….
The Jesus Song
To the tune of "The Battle Hymn of the Republic"
Jesus can't go hashing 'cuz his feet are tied together
Jesus can't go hashing 'cuz his feet are tied together
Jesus can't go hashing 'cuz his feet are tied together
Jesus saves, Jesus saves, Jesus saves
Chorus:
Free beer for all the Hashers
Free beer for all the Hashers
Free beer for all the Hashers
Jesus saves, Jesus saves, Jesus saves
Jesus can't lay trail because the flour falls through his hands
Jesus can't lay trail because the flour falls through his hands
Jesus can't lay trail because the flour falls through his hands
Jesus saves, Jesus saves, Jesus saves
(chorus)
The pack can't catch Jesus 'cuz he runs across the lake
The pack can't catch Jesus 'cuz he runs across the lake
The pack can't catch Jesus 'cuz he runs across the lake
Jesus saves, Jesus saves, Jesus saves
(chorus)
(spread arms)
The harriettes love Jesus 'cuz he's hung like this
The harriettes love Jesus 'cuz he's hung like this
The harriettes love Jesus 'cuz he's hung like this
Jesus saves, Jesus saves, Jesus saves
(chorus)
(on your knees)
Jesus, we're only kidding
Jesus, we're only kidding
Jesus, we're only kidding
Jesus saves, Jesus saves, Jesus saves
(chorus)
Drink it down, down, down….
Yo' Mamma
(Take turns leading verses)
Leader: Yo Mama don't wear no drawers
Pack: DING DONG (shouted)
Leader: I saw her when she took 'em all off
Pack: DING DONG
Leader: She threw them into the sky
Pack: DING DONG
Leader: Now Superman won't even fly
Pack: DING DONG. DING. DONG. DING-A-DING-A-DONG.
DING. DONG. DING-A-DINGA-DONG.
(Insert the DING DONG as above)
Yo' Mama don't wear no drawers
I saw her when she took 'em all off
She threw them onto a fence
And I ain't seen the neighbors since
Yo' Mama don't wear no drawers
I saw her when she took 'em all off
She threw 'em into the "head"
Now the tidy-bowl man is dead
Yo' Mama don't wear no drawers
I saw her when she took 'em all off
She threw them into the kitchen
And your daddy ain't stopped his bitchin'
Yo' Mama don't wear no drawers
I saw her when she took 'em all off
She threw them on the floor
And the dog won't lay there no mo'
Yo Mama loves to pick her toes
Green booger snots fall from her nose
Her belly is big and fat
How could ANYBODY look like that?!
Yo Mama's got cum on her face
Sucks dicks all over the place
She lines 'em up in a row
And she gives 'em a GOOD old blow!
Yo Mama don't wear no rag.
'Cuz she uses a burlap bag.
Her pussy is red and raw
'Bout the GROSSEST thing I ever saw
Drink it down, down, down….
Swing Low
Hand gestures are required, but they can't be reproduced here.
Swing low, sweet chariot (huh!)
Coming for to carry me home
Swing low, sweet chariot (huh!)
Coming for to carry me home
I looked over Jordan
And what did I see (huh!)
Coming for to carry me home
A band of angels
Coming after me
Coming for to carry me home
If you get there before I do (huh!)
Coming for to carry me home
Tell all my friends
I'm coming too (huh!)
Coming for to carry me home
May the hash go in piece! May the hash get a piece!
Drink it down, down, down….